"Oh, look", Dick says to Jane as he is driving his high-cost, high maintenance hybrid in the left lane, "there is someone behind us who has their right turn signal on. Hang on while I swerve in front of them before we get to the traffic light so they can't turn right on red. Damn woman is driving a SUV, that stupid polluter."
"But Dick, I thought idling in traffic was a big contributor to poor air quality" Jane meekly says.
"Shut up Jane, who the hell asked you and what the hell could you possibly know about air quality", barks Dick as he passes gas. "That was really good Mexican food. Probably should of left off the jalapenos".
Jane cracks her window and chuckles to herself knowing Dick just sat through a green light.
We all know that this is pure fiction....We know this "Dick" would NEVER look in his rear view mirror before he changed lanes.
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